Teen Pathan Raat ko car k Derwaze band

Teen Pathan Raat ko car k Derwaze band 
hony ki waja sy andar hi phns gaey thy...
Aur soch rahe thy k
Car mae sy kaisy Nikla jaiy?
1st Pathan: 
Yar aisa krty hain k Engine k rasty 
niklne ki koshish krty hain.
2nd Pathan:
O nai yar,
Diggi k raste niklty hain.
Aur
3sra jo un 2no ki batain sun raha tha, bola:
Yar jo bhi krna hy,
jaldi karo Barish hony wali hy,
aur
Car ki chhat bhi nahi hy.:))

Similarity between Tea and Husband

             Jokes

Chaai(Tea) ki paati aur Pati(Husband) mein kya similarity hai
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Dono ki kismat mein ubalnaa likha hai, woh bhi aurat ke hatho.