FOOL SMS

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu.


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FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? 
SON: Under Water, Dad. 
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? 
SON: They"Re Below C Level.


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If you are in tension, 
If nothing seems right, 
If u find no way out, 
Then just think of me only once, 
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.


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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. 



Its on 1st of April. Surprised? 



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.


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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... 
So, if u dont mind...... 

Can I sell you?


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